国外也有段子手:今无欧洲杯,上邋遢萨内给大家助助兴
《C罗日记》:欧洲杯总须进球,才会赢球。上次进球什么时候,我也还记得,可是不甚清楚。我翻开积分榜,这是我们的第三场比赛,歪歪斜斜的积分栏上写着“3”这个数字。我横竖睡不着,仔细看了半夜,才从字缝里看出字来,满本都写着两个字是“要平”......
葡萄牙2-2法国 & 德国2-2匈牙利
nidzen(皇马球迷):讲个笑话,莫拉塔、本泽马和C罗,三个皇马出来的前锋都罚了点球,只有莫拉塔不进,这就是为什么最先被卖的是莫拉塔(a joke: Morata, Benzema and CR7 are/were Real players and took penalty, only morata missed it, that's why he was sold first)。
mubcinz(皇马球迷):C罗这场比赛表现这么好,是想给梅西送个完美生日礼物吗?(It seems Ronaldo Gave a perfect Birthday Gift For Leo?)。
brightberry(尤文球迷):你知道为什么这场比赛后网络这么慢吗?因为C罗不仅破了纪录,还破坏了网络(did you know why the internet was slow after this match? because ronaldo not only broke the records but also the internet)。
ararbdu(巴萨球迷):欧洲杯F组的战况比整个美洲杯都还激烈(Group F of Euro is much more competitive thant the entire Copa America)。
HDdavis(尤文球迷):当你期望C罗进一个球时,他会进两个,因为他会超出你的期望;当你希望莫拉塔进一个球时,他连点球都踢不进,因为他总是打破你的希望(When you expect Ronaldo to score one,he scores two,he clearly double your expectations; when you hope Morata to score one, he even missed the penalty because he always destroys your hope )。
messiloyalty(巴萨球迷):这场比赛后,梅西又给队友下达了指令:计划有变。如果我们进了决赛,又遇到点球大战,那么你们要马上去把C罗绑架过来踢点球,注意别认错人了,是C罗,不是莫拉塔(after this game, Messi gave orders to teammates again: plan changed. if we reach penalty stage again in the final, you guys kidnap Cristiano to take the penalty ASAP. Notice, it's CR7, NOT Morata)。
gemfoever(拜仁球迷):如果萨内是个卡车司机,他估计会把车开成这样(if Sane was a truck driver, he would drive like this)。
neymarjose(未知主队球迷):匈牙利向记者解释为什么面对强大的德国自己能两度领先(Hungary explain why they took the lead twice against Almighty Germany be like )
vvdi(利物浦球迷):在F组比赛最后十分钟最难受的是谁知道吗?英格兰(who was suffering in the last 10 minutes of group F? England)。
西班牙5-0斯洛伐克 & 瑞典3-2 波兰
SIDkaush(未知主队球迷):这场比赛后,西班牙球迷的样子(after this game, Spainish fans be like to Enrique)。
pukit10(巴萨球迷):莫拉塔试图为自己手机充电时发生的事(Morata trying to charge his phone)。
sah-sannidhya(曼联球迷):如果乌龙和点球不进算一门艺术,那么2020欧洲杯将会是这个领域毕加索(If Own Goal and Penalty miss was an art , Euros 2020 would be the Picasso of it)。
DJS11(阿森纳球迷):西班牙带着莫拉塔进16强的样子(Spain heading into last 16 with TIMO MORATA)。
teocdsty(巴萨球迷):这场比赛中,杜布拉夫卡和库茨卡都进球了,但是莫拉塔也没进(dubravka and kucka also join Goal scoring party but Not Morata)。
varunna(巴萨球迷):原来西班牙的完整称呼是:斯洛伐克(Slovakia)很疼(Pain)(The complete meaning of Spain is Slovakia are in Pain)。
dacincy(曼联球迷):这就是现在的莱万和波兰队(this is how Lew and poland is now)。
villian(曼城球迷):只有这个时候球迷才会想:如果是莫拉塔,这球就有了(only in this situation fans would think: if it's morata, he would have socred)。
欧战客场进球规则取消
sephtse(未知主队球迷):我觉得是因为欧足联怕了欧超联赛,他们想借此取悦巴萨(I think UEFA is scared of European super league all this just to please Barca)。
becauseofyou(阿森纳球迷):阿森纳球迷又出来看看是谁在聒噪(Arsenal fans checking what's noise all about)。
henryharry(阿森纳球迷):对于阿森纳来说,有不有这个规则无所谓,毕竟我们已经连续多年没有在欧冠中被击败了(for Arsenal, we don't care about this rule afterall we were not be beaten in Champions League for consecutive years)。
bhazhi2002(皇马球迷):欧足联这波在大气层。他们知道为了和欧足联做对,过几天老佛爷会宣布,客场进球规则在欧超联赛适用,然后巴萨就会退出欧超联赛(what a smart move from UEFA. They know Perez will announce that ESL will adopt away goal rule in a few days to against UEFA, then Barca will drop out from ESL)。
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